Eva Longoria Learns French Plans Wedding

It's a language of love, so it's only natural Eva Longoria would want to learn French. There's just one problem:
Her France-raised fiancé, Tony Parker, doesn't wanna teach it to her.
Eva and Tony"He's terrible. He always wants to speak English," Longoria told People magazine Thursday while in London to open the annual Harrods Winter Sale. "I try to remind him but he always forgets and says it's easier and faster to speak English, but I want to understand."
So the actress decided to master French the hard way â€" in a classroom.
"I couldn't speak French before Tony. All I knew how to say was, 'My name is Eva.' I went to a Berlitz French school this summer, doing about five hours a day."
The Desperate Housewives star seems as determined to learn new words as we are for Ali Lohan to remain young and innocent.
Longoria spent Christmas in her home state of Texas and will be back in the U.S. for a quiet Dec. 31. "Nothing is planned for New Year's Eve," she said. "Tony plays that date so I'll be watching, sitting at a Spurs' game."
She continues shooting Desperate Housewives until April before taking a new film role.
"I'm picking my next summer movie as we speak. I don't know what it will be yet. I've read a lot of scripts and I am amazed at how many movies will be made next year. I'm a big fan of the romantic comedy and would love to do another one."
She will NOT, however, be getting it on with Beyonce on screen, as rumors had it. Sorry, guys.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Rumors Make The Rounds

kim kardashian picsThere may be less validity behind this than the Britney Spears sex tape rumors, but follow along with us ...

Over at The BV Buzz, Jawn Murray hints that Kim Kardashian might be in a soon to be released sex tape with Brandy's little brother, Ray-J:

Sources say a certain R&B singer ... is peddling an X-rated home video to adult entertainment companies in hopes that it will do for his career what it has done for Paris Hilton's ... said singer believes that releasing the video will serve as revenge to his ex-girlfriend who recently dumped him for another entertainer.

Kardashian recently dumped Ray-J for Nick Cannon, so it fits so far.

She's also been railed by dated rapper, The Game, Diddy and divorced producer Damon Thomas in 2004.

To repeat: This story may be as factual as that of a Jessica Simpson sex tape. But it's our job - nay, our duty! - to keep readers informed of the mere possibility.

Victoria Beckham Boobs Warning Could Pop Any Minute

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Don't worry, readers, Lindsay Lohan isn't the only celebrity whose boobs we'll be sure to keep you apprised about.

Ever since we saw this Victoria Beckham picture, we've been keeping a close eye on Posh's supple spices. Those around the former singer may wish to take cover.

Why? Because those puppies could pop at any minute. Just take a look at the image below. No way that skimpy shirt can hold them. David Beckham better protect himself at all times.

With weapons such as these, Victoria is more dangerous than Ashlee Simpson with a microphone.

Paris Hilton Wet Tantalizes Crowd

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With rumors that her close friend, Kim Kardashian, may be putting out a sex tape soon, what's an attention-starved socialite to do?

If you're Paris Hilton and you're in Australia, you're gonna get all wet for fans in order to draw attention back to yourself, of course.

After spending the afternoon seaside with Kardashian, the HO-tel heiress just had to shower in front of a throng of onlookers. While Paris Hilton's pussy probably got clean, couldn't this have taken place in private?

Nicky Hilton, meanwhile, was probably upset she wasn't invited to play with her sister under the water.

Shanna Moakler Travis Barker Have Lots Of Sex

shanna moaklerFor the record: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are NOT back together.

But that doesn't mean the former couple can't play tonsil hockey - at the very least - from time to time, right?

The pair were spotted swapping spit at new Los Angeles hot spot Winston's, according to blogger Perez Hilton. We're gonna go out on a crazy limb and assume that's not all they swapped that night.

However, friends of Barker say the two are not headed for coupledom again.

"She will always be Travis' girl," said a pal, "but never [again] his wife."

It's nice to just see these kids chatting again; you know, after the whole Paris Hilton, divorce party, MySpace bashing incidents and all.

Lindsay Lohan: Stripper Extraordinnaire

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Lindsay Lohan as a stripper?!?

What's next, Stephen Colbert as an American patriot?!?

The actress, in preparation for her role as a topless dancer in I Know Who Killed Me - or just for her next night out - spent nearly three hours at NYC strip club Scores West last night.

According to Page Six, Lohan jumped onstage for an impromptu Perrier-fueled striptease, then made reparations for calling strippers "whores" and "c--ts" in a recent e-mail to friends.

"I love strippers," the actress said as she entered the boobie bar at 12:30 a.m.

"She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," a source said. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once."

Let's just hope innocent, young Ali Lohan didn't witness her sister's behavior.

Lindsay also went out of her way to pull topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for her recent, negative comments about the industry.

One of the dancers, Brooke, said all was forgiven. She also added:"She'll make a good stripper - she's a natural."

There's a shock. Naturally, Katie Rees will be available to offer Lohan any tips if necessary.

The Year Of The Britney Photos

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ROW 1: A pregnant Britney caught considerable flak for driving with her first-born, Sean Preston Federline, on her lap. Later, she would have dropped the poor little tyke on the street, were it not for the efforts of a stranger. Amazing.

ROW 2: Brit guest starred on Will & Grace (left), and on the Today Show with Matt Lauer. Although the latter was actually an interview with the star, and as you can see, it didn't go all that well as Spears was in full train wreck mode.

ROW 3: Some strange, semi-hot nude Britney Spears pictures in Harper's Bazaar marked the first time in 2006 that we'd seen the pop star naked... but the last time in which she was pregnant. Over the summer, we saw Britney looking like a truck driver hopped up on crystal meth. Good times.

ROW 4: Fresh off filing for divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney showed off a newly-hot body and fun-loving attitude. She then proceded to link up with some unsavory characters, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. The girl does not have the best taste in friends... or men, for that matter.

ROW 5: During a bizarre night on the town with Paris, Britney Spears' breasts stole the show... until they were upstaged by the unthinkable: A full-on, shaved, Britney Spears crotch shot. Seriously, who goes clubbing with no pants?

ROW 6: Showing off even more of her wild side, Britney made an appearance at a California strip club. And got up on stage. And did a little number. She was asked to get off the stage and leave by management. Finally, she hooked up with J.R. Rotem, a quote-unquote music producer and certified grease ball.

What a year. Here's to you, Britney, in hopes that '07 is half as fun.
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Lakme Fashion Week And Big Oye Launch Best Dressed

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Lakmé Fashion Week and Big oye launch best dressed - Pics: Priyanka Chopra nominat for best dressed according to judge.. The Judge Anissha says: Priyanka’s dress is perfect, simple and sophisticated.Those sandals make her toned legs look more feminine. But I think she should be a little more experimental with her hair styles. I am gettin a bit bored with the same old ‘flicked to one side and tumbling curls’ look. Mix it up girl! But all in all – hail Priyanka!


As always we are speechless! Priyanka has not stopped wowing us. With a body like hers even a simple dress, sans accessories, looks like a million bucks! Her hair looks so luscious and is always perfectly blow-dried. We are a hard bunch to please but even we are very impressed with her flawless style!
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Anissha says: Shahzahn’s choice of black and white stripes combined with florals looks very cute. And her locks look luscious. I only wish she had done a bit more accessorising.

Carrying off stripes and floral is not the easiest thing in the world but Shahzahn does it with such ease. She even managed to highlight a colour with her red patent sling backs.
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Sophie Choudry, Lakmé fashion week
Anissha says: There is completely nothing wrong with her look but it is ‘oh so boring’! It reminds me of my granny’s fashion days. Get that spunk back Sophie. You can do so much better.

Sophie always pays attention to the details! Great dress, perfectly co-ordinated pumps, superbly styled hair and flawless make-up. Good going girl.

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